Imagine, if you will, that you can learn 95% of what a person is about from reading his/her bumper stickers. Maybe people would think twice about what they put on their cars if they thought like me. How about this one I saw while sitting at a green light recently:
I am suffering from a Sexually Transmitted Disease: Children!
Someone had blackened-out the last word. Probably a baby Einstein graduate. In any case, the driver went blindly on her way, texting and applying make-up, apparently unaware of her rear-end proclamation.
I get some of my best thinking done in the car, and lately my best reading. How about this one? This is someone I would certainly like to get to know better…
I saw Elvis making crop circles
He also had some sort of Star Wars symbol and an elf membership sticker.
I am going to start a new job: I will make up sarcastic and witty lines for the bumper sticker market. Someone writes these things; certainly people are buying them. How hard can it be? I just have to try and come up with something completely strange and mix it with the ordinary. Here goes…
BEWARE: writer inside, you may end up in one of her novels…or at least her blog!
Okay, maybe I’ll stick to novels and freelance. What’s on your bumper?